Driver watches woman dent his already-battered car and walk off without taking responsibility, so he seeks petty revenge by covering her entire car in ugly 50-cent stickers: 'She was throwing the biggest hissy-fit of her life'

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    Frustrated woman and a lot of stickers
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    Hope you like stickers.

    My first car was a Chevy Aveo, a little putt-putt car that I could fill up for maybe $20, and I beat that car into the ground because I bought it brand new and fully paid it off.
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    At the end of its life, it was missing door handles, the gas door cover, you name it.
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    A few days before I was gonna sell it to one of those Cash4Cars dealers, I happened to get in a little scuttle with a woman in a parking lot, because she parked SO close to my passenger side door that she dented it when she got out and got her red paint on the side mirror she also cracked.
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    She was very heavy set, so I know she was leaning into her door when she got out, hence the damage.
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    I was literally sitting in the car as she did it. At first I was polite and said something like "maam, you just dented my car with your door, we should exchange insurance please." And she just kept walking away, like she did nothing, kept ignoring me calling her out as she waddled away, and I know she was ignoring me, because she kept looking back at me and waving me off.
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    Frustrated driver hooting his horn
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    Well that didnt fly with me, so I followed her in the store ready for a showdown, but instead I found one of those sticker machines for like $0.50 with the ugliest stickers you can imagine.
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    I bought a bunch and just went to town sticking them all over her car, the windshield, and especially her driver side door.
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    Moved my car over about three rows and parked between some other cars, because I wanted to see her face when she saw the stickers.
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    I was probably waiting like half an hour, but it was worth it. She was cussing and throwing the biggest hissy fit of her life as she walked around her car finding sticker after sticker.
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    Idc if my car looked beat up, its not an invitation to damage it further and not take accountability for it.
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    Akiko-Sato1995 Hope you made her pay for the damage.
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    OP luftherz In a perfect world, I would've called the cops on her and submitted that to insurance. But it was beat down already and I was gonna sell it in about a week. Soooo revenge felt like best move haha.
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    Man looking at a dent on his car
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    Gold_Reference8247 Did you press them in real hard?
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    OP luftherz When I was watching her try to peel em off, they kept ripping and leaving behind bits of paper and glue, so I knew she was annoyed AF
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    Gold_Reference8247 Well it was the best story of revenge in a while.. good luck getting your new car!
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    OP luftherz Oh gosh this was years ago lololol. I wanna say maybe 2018? When I finally sold the aveo I got maybe $600 for it? I really beat it into the ground, but I got every penny out of it. Lol.
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    Gold_Reference8247 I would have loved to be there.. did she try to find you in the parking lot?
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    OP luftherz I was so worried she was gonna the cops or something haha, but she just kept trying to peel em off, even got an ice scraper out at one point. Not that it worked. Truly one of the ballsiest things ive ever done. I dont regret it either lol.
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    Man looking at a bunch of stickers
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    Gold_Reference8247 Good story.. stickers are hard to get off.. hee hee
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    OP luftherz I will admit, it was funny as hell watching her lose her shit trying to remove the ones on her windshield. I placed them smack dab in the middle and she couldn't reach em.
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    NoSoupForYou1985 How did it lose the door handles and the gas door cover?
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    OP luftherz So that was a particularly bad day getting to work lol. I needed gas first and the gas door was frozen solid shut, so I went to get the ice scraper in my back driver side door, which was also frozen shut. So when I tried to open the back door the handle ripped right off. I had to climb into my back from the drivers side door. And when I finally got the enough of the ice chipped away from the gas door, I had to pry it open and that also ripped right off. I was also late to work becaus
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    alteregomelette Chef's kiss, OP. Well done.
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    FalseGalleon Cash4Cars didn't care, but those stickers were a down payment in petty interest. Worth every quarter.

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